I have a riddle too~!

[Tobias]

Whats a Door when its not a door?

[Unregistered]

Ajar.

Been Reading popcicle sticks again?

j/k

What has a mouth, but never eats, and a bed but never sleeps?

[Hamma]

me

[Unregistered]

I didn't ask "Who has a gold record, but doesn't have a dime."

[Shiver]

a river

[Tobias]

Fine a better riddle: Why did the dead baby cross the road?

[Shiver]

A google search of "Why did the dead baby cross the road" shows up with the crude answer: Because it was stapled to the chicken :ugh:

[Hamma]

:lol:

[Tobias]

Indeed it was stappled to the chicken......


here is another:

The poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die, what is it?

[Rayzer]

nothing :p

[Unregistered]

Shit?

Except the rich people have a lot of shit, and poor people don't.

[Rayzer]

:stupid:

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Tobias]

Wow lotsa people on right now, here comes another one, extra spicy

(oh answer was nothing, kudo's Rayzer)

heres a few new ones:

1)What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?


2)Where do you get virgin wool from?


3)What has four legs and an arm?

[Unregistered]

1) a Bingo Machine.

2) Sheep

I have to think on the last one.

[Isic]

This is for the real wise..

I am what I am when nobody knows what I am, when they do know what I am I am no longer.. what am I?

[Unregistered]

A Secret.

[Rayzer]

"What has four legs and an arm?"

Chair? Strictly speaking that would be 2 arms...

[Nohimn]

If a tree is struck by lightning and crashes to the ground, but nobody hears it, does it make a sound? Sorry, not a riddle, more like one of those philosophical statements. discuss.

[Unregistered]

It mkes sound waves, but if thereis not a reciever their to pick up said sound waves, there is no sound.

[Zarparchior]

What are the 3 kinds of lies in the world?

This is more of a saying, and one of my dad's favorites...

[Arglaar]

Originally posted by Tobias
3)What has four legs and an arm?

A Slot Machine

[Tobias]

The Answers: Yes bingo,
Ugly sheep (you were close but pretty sheep dont have virgin wool)
and what has 4 legs and one arm? A happy pitbull :)

[Unregistered]

That's like "What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?"




































"A couple of Rottwilers"

[Hamma]

:rofl:

[Tobias]

of course inspired by another post:


If a tree falls on a mime in the forest and no one is around to hear it scream, does anyone care?

[Nohimn]

I don't think anyone would care about the mime even if anyone heard him scream...:evil: