just slip a note in your mailbox and put the flag up
Dear postal worker,
if you are not currently putting a white package from Sony Online Entertainment into my mailbox, i suggest you do not move. the post and a section of the road beneath you are rigged with 200 pounds of C-4. no, do not look up at my house, you will not see me. but i can see you. simply hold up my package real high, and slip it inside. if you dont have one for me, i suggest you find someone who does. oh, and could you take out anything that says "to current resident" while you wait? thank you.
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