[Eyeklops]

My laser shoots straight, My laser shoots true.
Easily killing the reds and the blues.
You can be heavy hitting, or spew bullets like a fool.
I'll still bend you over, and make you look like a tool.

Your Jackhammer can't phase me, your MCG is a joke.
My Lasher will own you, awww don't cry little bloke.
When you see barney coming, it's now time to run.
I'll put my beamer up your ass, and pull the trigger for fun.

We have the Triad for precision, and the Ghosts for strength.
You have no outfits worth mentioning, they are all a waste.

AlienMouse will own you in the funniest of ways.
Demoman keeps you running and hiding for days.
Jakaul is out hunting and always in style, he'll kill you ease and then crack a smile.
Mirror's the man you know doesn't miss, with Dart by his side giving out the death kiss.
Anti-Velocity will stop you dead in your tracks, then Venom will laugh and snap all your backs.
The Purrfectstorm is about to roll in, and light your ass up because she is all win.
Fourty on the six will cut you in two, you'll wish you were never ever blue.

The beta opens soon and we are prepared, go get your goggles because you look kinda scared.
Hide in a Vanny or cower in a Scat, NONE of that will save you.
We are the best, and that's that.