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Old 2014-03-16, 11:04 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
DarkBalths
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Re: Lonewolfs: Do you enjoy PS2?


I play lone wolf about 90% of the time, and of the other 10%, 8% of it is playing with NUC, and the other 2% is with NNG.
(Both amazing outfits.)
So, do I enjoy playing on my own? When I play VS, yes.
When I play TR? well...
You know those ceremonial Viking helmets that Vikings never actually wore? Well most of the time when I play TR on my own, it feels like I'm taking one of the horns on a helmet like that and shoving it into my ass, while the other horn is simultaneously being inserted into my penis. The helmet is then worn by a large man. The man goes onto a merry-go-round, all while my genitals and anus are still impaled atop this master beast. The momentum of the spinning carousel causes an intensely painful stretching of my rectal and penile organs.

That's what playing lone wolf TR on Waterson feels like to me.

Thank you.
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