The Adventures of Thugor the Mentally Challenged

[Zakaah]

I agree with scarpas go read that book even better if you could import the radio series its even better its bbc so i don't know if u lot in the big US ofA could get hold of it but it ace if you can but thugar is one of the funniest things i've read in ages anyone know where ravenblade is and what he's doing

[Kongstad]

scarpas
Where can I find that story?

[Mag]

It's in the bookstores Kong.

[scarpas]

look in your local library, it should have all 4 exitement packed books!!!

[DaShiznit]

Ow! Mommy, I bumped the forum!

[Blood_Knight]

damn i guess hes gone for good

[DaShiznit]

NOOO! NO MORE THURGOR! :sob:

[NewCong. Marine]

awww...this story ruled..

[Ravenblade]

Sorry that I left this story for a couple of months. I will probably have chapter 5 out within a week or 2.

By the way, Jaged, what school do u go to?

[Terran Sniper]

More thugor! more! now now now now now now now!!!!!!
thugor! thugor! thugor! thugor! thugor! thugor! thugor!

because he's MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!!

[DaShiznit]

RAVEN HAS RETURNED TO US! THANK YOU! :Gets on his hands and knees and begins to worship raven:

[Javenn]

YAY THUGOR IS COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Terran Sniper]

yay! Raven rules! Thugor rules! THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!

[Otis]

This could be by far the best....story....EVER.

[Ravenblade]

(Funny Elevator Music Ends)

Coincidentally, this Mosquito was indeed piloted by a duck! A RUBBER ONE!! "Squeaky, squeaky, squeaky!" the duck squeaked squeakily. Roughly translated, this means "Hi." The duck then squeaked "Squeaky" This means "I am going to kill you now, if you're not busy." Thugor giggled.
"WAIT!" called out Thugor. The duck braked. "One second." From oe of his pistol slots, Thugor pulled two withered plastic things and proceeded to blow into them. The duck took this opportunity to pull out a bowl of Lucky Charms and eat it. WITH CHOPSTICKS! GASP! "Squeaky" he squeaked. Roughly translated, this means "THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
Thugor whirled around with a giggle that could have shattered the Pyramids. Actually, weeks later, in the newspaper, the headline said "Archaeologist killed in freak Pyramid landslide" Creepy. Anywho...Thugor was now wearing...SOCKEM BOPPERS! He dashed at the now accelerating duck's Mosquito screaming his war cry "More fun than a pillow fight!"
With moves and grace usually only achieved by hackers on weed, Thugor leapt into the air, did seven somersaults, and landed on the Mosquito on his pinky. "Squeak" muttered the duck. "Hacker on weed".
Thugor slammed his Sockem-Boppered fist through the roof, grabbed the duck (very difficult to do when wearing Sockem Boppers) who squeaked in rage, surprise, hunger, and happiness, and threw him up into the air. Two feet up in the air, that is. The rubber duck came back down on Thugor squeaking like...a rubber duck. (Who wrote this?) Thugor was knocked out cold.

End of Chapter IV