PSU Social Facebook Twitter Twitter Google+ YouTube Steam Xfire TwitchTV
PlanetSide Universe
PSU: I don't read instructions
Home Forum Chat Wiki Social AGN PS2 Stats
Facebook Connect
Notices
Go Back   PlanetSide Universe > General Forums > The Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 2006-04-25, 10:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
AztecWarrior
Lightbulb Collector
 
AztecWarrior's Avatar
 
[Rant]Dr Holloway, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Media


People die. Many people die daily. Some of these people die in horrible ways: violence, accidents, war, etc. Just as bad, some people are kidnapped, or go missing. The worst feeling, I've heard, is the uncertainty. While tragic to know that a beloved has died, it provides closure.

John Doe can walk down the street, get run over by a car in a drunken hit-and-run, die, and he'll get a mention in the local nightly news.

Natalee Holloway can go missing in Aruba, and the media pretty much has a collective orgasm. The story has everything: a foriegn and tropical locale, a damsel in distress, Keystone cops to fumble in the investigation, it's like a fucking episode of CSI: Miami. So they pounce. Just like they were intelllectually circling like buzzards over William Rehquist when he was ailing, speculating who would replace him.

I wouldn't be posting this if the case faded away. But IT DOES NOT. You can't turn Fox News on without hearing Ms. Talks-Between-Teeth (Greta van Susteren) whistline between her teeth as she talks about the "latest development" in the Natalee Holloway case, which ranges from "Joran van der Sloot arrested" to "Media bitches, so Dutch Marines have to aid in the investigation despite the fact that it's not their job" to "I think Deepak Satish just took a crap".

Sorry, I DONT CARE. There are much worse things going on in other parts of the world than to dwell on one person missing in Aruba. Sex offenders strike again and again and get shorter sentences every time, new developments in the War on Terror, the hijacking of Venezuela by Hugo Chavez, et cetera, et cetera. But no, we must go live to Aruba every night to check up on the bowel movements of the local cops. The media has milked this story to no end. Let it go already. Just tell me when they find the body (you're kidding yourself if you think she's alive).
__________________
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
AztecWarrior is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-25, 10:21 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
Ivan
Contributor
teh Sexb0t
 


You have to remember news isn't just reporting the news anymore. It's about money. It's a business now. It's all about reporting what they think poeple want to see so they can get as many viewers so the then can get as much money from advertisers.
__________________
[ Penis removed by Hamma. ]
NEVAR FORGET THE SHUNK!
(The Shunk Logs.)
Violated by ChiaHamma
Ivan is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-25, 10:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
Rbstr
Contributor
Lieutenant General
 
Rbstr's Avatar
 
Misc Info


Cable news(and more and more, local news) is not there to inform you of anything.

It exists to sell commercials(and other advertizing). This story keeps peoples attention and brings ratings up because of the preferences of this country's population.


EDIT: Ivan won
__________________

All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

Last edited by Rbstr; 2006-04-25 at 10:27 PM.
Rbstr is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-25, 10:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
AztecWarrior
Lightbulb Collector
 
AztecWarrior's Avatar
 


The independent media isn't any better, by the way. Any retard can make a blog and act like he owns the place. Most blogs are heavily biased with op/eds anyway.
__________________
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
AztecWarrior is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-25, 10:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
AztecWarrior
Lightbulb Collector
 
AztecWarrior's Avatar
 


Double post.

I step outside after posting the above wonderful comment to get a yogurt or something. My dad is watching Fox News, and guess what O'Reilly and Geraldo are talking about? The Duke Rape case.

There is no case.

At this point, the media as a whole is simply making lives hell for these players. DNA tests exonerated them all. GTFO. Admittedly, I guess talking about this case is OK, but only because it's not months old. The media needs to stop fanning the flames.
__________________
The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
AztecWarrior is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-25, 10:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
Kikinchikin
Colonel
 
Kikinchikin's Avatar
 


Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Double post.

I step outside after posting the above wonderful comment to get a yogurt or something. My dad is watching Fox News, and guess what O'Reilly and Geraldo are talking about? The Duke Rape case.

There is no case.

At this point, the media as a whole is simply making lives hell for these players. DNA tests exonerated them all. GTFO. Admittedly, I guess talking about this case is OK, but only because it's not months old. The media needs to stop fanning the flames.
Fucking agreed. Sorry, but you have NO evidence to charge them. Way to fuck up their lives!
__________________
The Journey of a Young Terran Named Lance - 1st Fan Fic
A War with No Victors, Only Survivors - 2nd Fan Fic
The Project - By Destroyeron
Retired BR 20 CR 5- KiKiNCHiKiN
Formerly known as Lilbird2431
Kikinchikin is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-26, 08:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
Hamma
PSU Admin
 
Hamma's Avatar
 


Yea the Media is really starting to suck. What really pisses me off is our local news station something bad happens and they have to make a fuccking catchphrase for it or they need to use all sorts of gay references.

Drunk Driver Kills Woman "DANGEROUS DRUNK"
Pregnant Woman Killed "DREAMS DAHSED, TRAGIC TURN"

If its a baseball story they use BaseBall terms for every part of their fucking story. It pisses me the hell off and I have written them on numerous occasions. Why don't we just report the fucking news? not add your own writing spin to it.
__________________

PlanetSide Universe - Administrator / Site Owner - Contact @ PSU
Hamma Time - Evil Ranting Admin - DragonWolves - Commanding Officer
Hamma is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-26, 02:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
Kikinchikin
Colonel
 
Kikinchikin's Avatar
 


I too dislike the stylized little headlines and what not. One reason I never watch news in the morning (Sportscenter is the only news I need). All of the morning shows (Today especially) are absolutely horrible about that.
__________________
The Journey of a Young Terran Named Lance - 1st Fan Fic
A War with No Victors, Only Survivors - 2nd Fan Fic
The Project - By Destroyeron
Retired BR 20 CR 5- KiKiNCHiKiN
Formerly known as Lilbird2431
Kikinchikin is offline  
Reply With Quote
Old 2006-04-26, 02:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
OneManArmy
Contributor
Lieutenant General
 
OneManArmy's Avatar
 


stylized headlines have always been around. go see if your local library has some really old newspapers. or I'm sure the internettels has some.

its just with todays technology the 'spin' is a lot more aggresive and noticable.
OneManArmy is offline  
Reply With Quote
Reply
  PlanetSide Universe > General Forums > The Lounge

Bookmarks


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 10:14 AM.

Content © 2002-2013, PlanetSide-Universe.com, All rights reserved.
PlanetSide and the SOE logo are registered trademarks of Sony Online Entertainment Inc. © 2004 Sony Online Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.
All other trademarks or tradenames are properties of their respective owners.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.