I can sleep well now.

[Hamma]

Knowing the gnomes are safe.
http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Midwest/1....ap/index.html

[Tobias]

I Hate Gnomes, all of them, even lawn Gnomes....



Just thought i would put that out there.

[Lexington_Steele]

Rofl, I did that when I was younger. Me and some friends decorated a small local park instead of hoarding them though.

[Mtx]

I could really go for a whopper right now.

I used to make those things perform sexual acts when I found them. Not many peoiple cared for my humor though.

[Hamma]

[Tobias]

Im not the only one that hates them? And i thought i had some wierd disorder or something.... guess im normal.

[KoldFusion]

I wouldn't go that far Tobias

[Kaikou]

pshaw, my sleepless nights have just begun....

/me goes back to AC2

[xuur]

*sigh* yeah, me and the gnomes go way back.

I used to take em out target shooting with me. set 'em on a distant hill and pop 'em with my varmit rifle.


ahhh, the good ol days.

[Unregistered]

Your a Red Neck aren't you.













(don't worry so am I )

[Zarparchior]

Originally posted by Mtx
I used to make those things perform sexual acts when I found them. Not many peoiple cared for my humor though.

I did the same thing! Who knew gnomes were so open about their sexuality...

Of course, everyone in my family thought the Gnomes were fugly as hell... the only reason we kept them was because it was a gift from my aunt who had made them herself... My mom felt she had to have them hidden in the backyard incase of surprise visits. Those crazy Gnomes... Too bad my brother and I were the only ones who thought it funny.

[xuur]

yeah, you could say that.

then again, you might be a redneck.....

...if you mow your lawn and find a car.
...if you have a home thats mobile and 5 cars that arent
...if someone asks to see your ID and you show 'em your belt buckle
...if everyday someone knocks on your front door asking if you're having a yard sale
...if you go to family reunions to meet women
...if someone yells 'hoe-down!' and yer girlfriend hits the floor
...if the word NASCAR appeared anywhere in your wedding vows


you just might be a redneck.

(with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)

[Tobias]

Death to the Gnomes and all who harbor them.