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Qanamil_Rafiki
2002-11-25, 03:23 PM
The Ladder Theory (http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html)

A pretty good read, though you guys would get a kick out of it.

Tobias
2002-11-25, 06:49 PM
thats funny as hell, going to have my girlfriend read it.

�io
2002-11-25, 06:49 PM
:lol: :rofl: :lol:

Nice!
And mostly true too!(sorry eMa) :D

Tobias
2002-11-25, 07:25 PM
of course i dont think my girl friends like that....i hope she isnt....

Qanamil_Rafiki
2002-11-25, 11:58 PM
Kiss of death my friend... kiss of death.

Just don't make any foolhardy jumps... might get a boot to the face.

Tobias
2002-11-26, 09:40 AM
she did not think it was as funny as i did.

Qanamil_Rafiki
2002-11-26, 05:47 PM
The truth can be hard to handle at times...

Zarparchior
2002-11-26, 08:52 PM
Like it was stated, this is 99.999% true. There are always exceptions to every rule... but they are few are far between. What I find so horrible is that women, and to conver myself: men as well, are so predictable. Of course, women moreso. At least guys will usually admit to this. Very few women would/do.

What makes me wrack my brain is WHY the competition aspect? It seems utterly and entirely true. Time and time again, I am the intellectual whore and time and time again, I see the same thing happen. Women seem to only (feel free to edit this if you want to Hamma, I just wanted to use the same phrases as the author, just leave a note at the bottom saying you did if you do please... if that makes sense ;)) want to fuck/date/have "meaningful" relationships with guys who literally don't give a shit. Then the women seems surprised and/or hurt when the guy leaves her. WTF?! Are they as blind and obtuse as to not see it coming?

Ah well. As the old saying goes: Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Zumthor
2002-11-26, 09:25 PM
Sadly that whole thing is so true.
Girls are mean.
They only like football player jocks who are assholes to them.

Kaikou
2002-11-27, 12:15 AM
"You can explain that she is too attractive or you can be blunt and say you don't want to bend your "friends" over a table and fuck them"

LMAO

omg the entire thing is so true...no offense of course to any of the females out there..

It is so true though that a guy really can't be "friends" with a girl. It's either being attracted to them, or not wanting anything to do with them. *sigh* Its so easy for a girl to know if a guy is attracted to them...If they are nice to them, they are attracted to them. If they do all within their power to avoid them, then they aren't attracted to them...In a guy's case though it is impossible to know unless directly asked..(or..indirectly in the back seat of the car...:rolleyes: )

Bottom line though...I'm sure all the guys will agree with me...unless you are gay, you CANNOT be friends with the opposite sex as you would be with the same sex. As stated in there somewhere, if a girl who is "friends" with a guy asked him to fuck her, well...chances are he isn't gonna refuse (unless of course he is gay)

*sigh* girls have it so easy...they don't have to ask for sex, they merely have to say "lets fuck" and off they go! :D

This person did some pretty good research on the subject though...

But don't get me wrong...I don't think badly of women, I think of them as the greatest creatures on earth :D
Course some of them are....not...

Zarparchior
2002-11-27, 11:04 AM
It IS strangely correct though. Women very very low on my ladder have placed me pretty damn high on their "good" ladder. It's sad. :(

Hamma
2002-11-27, 11:25 AM
So true :ugh:

Tobias
2002-11-27, 05:42 PM
I can think of like 8 friends who are girls (most of my friends are girls, its kinda sad) that are pretty hot, and thouhg maybe way back then i first met them i would have liked to get it on now that we have been friends so long i dont think of them in that way anymore ever, well maybe one of them but shes really hot, but not the others. And i have (imo) a hot girlfriend.

�io
2002-11-27, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Tobias
And i have (imo) a hot girlfriend.

Exactly, your GF is your main thought. If you were single trust me you would be giving more thought about your friends. :)

Besides just like any other rule there's always exceptions. Not every guy wants to do the horizontal mambo with their lady friends. But like he said if a girl asks her friend to do her and he's single chances are it will happen. ;)

Tobias
2002-11-27, 06:00 PM
Well actually i have known them for so long that it would be like wierd. Like screwing your sister, and, not being a redneck hick, that seems wrong to me.

Kaikou
2002-11-27, 08:38 PM
yeah but as the guy stated, if you can successfully be friends with another girl, you are either gay, find them unattractive, or are already with another girl...in this case, the third option applies to you :p

Tobias
2002-11-27, 08:58 PM
but even if my girl friend and I broke up I would still not desire to have sex with most of them.

�io
2002-11-27, 09:36 PM
Hmmm... how old are you and how old are they?

And are they truly hot or you just saying that?

KoldFusion
2002-11-28, 01:42 AM
Tobias,
Your G/F lets you have female friends? I'm jealous :)

Tobias
2002-11-28, 10:03 AM
not like phat hot, well one is, but th rest arnt, but they are right below phat hot. and like early mid twentys. and they are her friends to, we are one big crew.

�io
2002-11-28, 02:56 PM
Well i guess you're either gay but in denial or the rare exception.

My vote is on the 1st option. :devilwink

:p

Jinxmasta
2002-11-28, 10:30 PM
That's sort of scary how true that is... However, I do have female friends but I don't think they are attractive. Plus I have a girlfriend :D

Tobias
2002-11-29, 07:42 AM
Hey! I dont swing that way! I do Say! I'm Not Ghey!

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Unlike that ryme witch was homosexual.

�io
2002-11-29, 11:51 AM
:lol:

Ok ok so you're a rare exception....or do you have a hidden agenda?? Perhaps this is all an elaborate plan to fool your GF and/or friends who read these forums! ;)

SandTrout
2002-11-29, 09:56 PM
I'm on the wrong ladder with most of the girls I know, and I know the taste of leather and rubber all to well...

And women claim that men have poor communication skills.

Zarparchior
2002-11-30, 11:11 AM
Well, they liked to make things as complicated as possible. Because if it's easy - it isn't worthwhile, eh?

:confused:

Tobias
2002-12-01, 03:24 PM
Tobias's Tips On Getting Laid:

1) Dont ever never ever get "fresh" or indicate that you really want to get laid to a girl, or you wont. Girls like sex as much as guys, but if they know you want it real bad and you have never done it with said girl, then your not gonna get it. And when they first ask if you wanna refuse, say you might want to latter, but not now (unless of course its like a one night stand, then get the giggy on)
2)when around the girl, spend money freely. Money is like viagra to girls, it makes them horny.
3) Get a cute pet, small dogs and cats work. The smaller the better.
4) dress in stuff that has not been outa fashion longer then you have been alive.
5)Dont tell girls how many times you have laid other girls. Lie, because, believe it or not, girls like guys who have not had sex with every female creature on the planet other then themselves. If they cant prove it (this is good for those teens) lie and say your a virgin, girls think this is cute. Heh.
6) I cant think of anymore right now.
7) oh one more: Girls who just broke up with jocks are easy prey, point out how that jock was unsisitive to her feelings, unlike, of course, you. Then buy her something nice, so she see's money and gets horny.
8)If your girl friends drunk the first time she wants to bang you, she doesnt. So dont bang her. But latter tell her you did not because she was drunk, and you did not want to take advantage of her, you wanted it to be special. This will get you on the path to getting laid many times.
9) oks im really out of them now.

Hamma
2002-12-01, 04:11 PM
:lol:

Jinxmasta
2002-12-01, 08:15 PM
lol nice list :p

Tobias
2002-12-02, 02:07 PM
thank you.