Pilot: "We touch down in 60 seconds"
Squad leader: "All right, my squad's ready."
Soldier: "I get to see battle for the first time."
Pilot: "Gotta use the bathroom, brb."
*Moment of silence*
Squad leader: "Uh, this doesn't look like the dropsite...."
Soldier: "Why's the ground getting closer?"
Squad leader: "Oh S........."
Thank God for auto-ejection!
