John, you just broke a lot of rules.
1. Using 1337 sp33k.
2. Using bad "Mother" jokes.
3. Not saying "I hate Vanu" in your topic.
4. Not saying "I wuv NC" in your topic.
5. Having a name that could be implied as something that isn't a name.
Well, that warrants you an official "Making Fun-of." That's what we do to trouble-makers in these parts.