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Old 2013-11-07, 11:46 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
maradine
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Poor Man's Orbital Strike


The first 30 minutes of FKPK op night is usually complete lollery. Today I bring you the fruits of that labor - the PS2 Vanu Orbital Strike.

Reproduction Steps:
  1. Collect 12 mans.
  2. Give each man a Lasher.
  3. Stuff each man in a Galaxy.
  4. Take Galaxy to 350m off the deck.
  5. Eject every man.
  6. Wave Lashers in vague direction of ground and hold triggers.

If you have performed the steps correctly, 12 angry HAs will impact the ground at the exact same time as somewhere between 200 and 300 Lasher bolts.

Does it work?

Well, no. You can't aim straight down, target calling is tough, and even hitting the ground itself with an infantry weapon can be difficult when you're in jump state. Damage dealt will be minimal, and mostly to yourself.

Is it worth it?

Tune comms to local and you tell me.

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