Name: John, a.k.a. Roland, a.k.a. Martyr
Relationship Duration: Since March 2002, however long THAT'S been
Status: My piece
Summary: I tried to smear cool-whip on his arm the other night and we ended up tackling eachother in my kitchen. We're like
that. We can often be found using power-tools to modify our Leet Apartment.