[Electrofreak]

Chuck Norris actually knows how to fight. Vin Diesel only knows how to act.

Chuck Norris would pwn him with a super flying dragon kick of doom.

Oh wait. The item generator thingy. Hmm... well I guess if Vin Diesel had an UMP it might make things a bit more fair, but as you can see Chuck Norris already has his revolver. He'd probably run up the cage wall, do a backflip and empty his .38 into Vin's head. Game over.