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Old 2004-08-15, 07:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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The story (which I have finished) proves that British people are no good at anything but sailing and exploring. They fail miserably as writers, cooks, and dentists.

It's something like "Like boggery I'll win that race" and the delinquent kid loses to spite the gov'na. Pip pip cheerio.

In all honesty, there is a message in the story, but the language is unintelligable and redundant. And it's an evil message at that.
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