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Old 2004-06-02, 10:14 PM   [Ignore Me] #166
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Originally Posted by Triggar
With the registration packet, I will include a list of suggested things to pack for the trip, menu's for all the restaurants we will be eating at, as well as a yearly average temperature chart of Florida. And in the goodie bags, you will receive a bottle of sunscreen.
Screw that, this one is better.
Bear in mind that there are but 2 seasons in Florida: Dry/Hot and Wet/Hotter.

THE SUN HAS GONE NOVA! (>100 deg)
^ During 'Wet/Hotter'

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, A NAPALM STRIKE?! (90-100 deg)
^ Most of the year

IT BURNS! (80-90 deg)
^ Just Before and after 'dry'

Damn, Florida's hot. (60-80 deg)
^ During 'Dry'

Floridians are dropping dead of hypothermia, foriegners are rejoicing (<60 degrees)
^ I think this happened once. Waay back then the poles were shifting.


*NOTE: Limeys, Frogs, and other assorted wankers can go screw themselves.

Just kidding. Go find a converter.
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