Woot...I feel like a king...a Burger king, where everything if FLAME BROILED
Reading those flames made me laugh...Much better than STFU flames...
Just so you all know, I am ass at twitch games. Me killing someone is as likely as finding a huge zerg in the caverns. The last FPS I played was Quake. Not Quake 3, Quake. It's just nice that support people have a chance when faced with "uber" HA weapons.
BTW, did anyone see the flame form on the OF? Courtesy blakldragonz on the OF...
OFFICIAL PLANETSIDE FORUM RESPONCE FORM:
Dear:
[ ] Poster [ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser [x] Annoying person
[ ] Freak [ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller [ ] Average Joe
[ ] Nice Guy [ ] Mr Cool
I took exception to your recent...
[ ] Post
[x] Post regarding balance issues
[ ] Post containing opinion and stating it as fact
[ ] Post containing large words to make others feel inferior
[ ] Post with "nerf" in the title (instant ignore)
[ ] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[x] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[ ] Fanboi Post
[ ] Recuiting Post
[x] Whining Post
[ ] Parody Post
[x] Troll Bait Post
[ ] Inquiring Post
[ ] Newbie Question Post
[ ] General Knowledge Post
[ ] Humerous Post
[ ] Off-Topic Post
[ ] Unrealated Post
[ ] Werid Post
It was (check all that apply):
[x] Lame [x] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[x] Clueless [x] Idiotic [x] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[x] Retarded [ ] Embellished [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [x] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Wrong [ ] Blatant lies [x] [x] Flame bait
[x] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
[ ] Well though-out [ ] Insightful [ ] Interesting
[ ] Generous [ ] Helpful [ ] Benevolent
[ ] Peace Making [ ] Fun loving [ ] Hippy
[ ] Humerous [ ] Inteligent [ ] Satire
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] Nobody cares:
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[x] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
- EVE Online
- Final Fantasy I-XI
- Counter Strike
- Ragnarok Online
- Star Wars: Galaxies, KotoR, JK2
- UT2003/UT2004
- Some other random FPS title(s)
- Any unreleased title(s)
- a pervious patch
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[x] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[x] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in 1337 5P34K to look k0O1
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[x] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
[x] You do not design this game
[ ] You don't need to pay a monthy fee to make an ass of yourself elsewhere.
[x] This post made me laugh
[ ] This post makes a point
[ ] This post makes a good point
[ ] This post makes an important point
[x] You're Reclaimer...
It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[x] Never post again
[ ] Stop reading Planetside Forums and go play or something
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Have your medication adjusted
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Go make your own damn game
[x] Research your topic more
[xxx] Get some skill
[x] Learn some tactics
[x] Be kinder in the future
[ ] Learn to love your neighbours
[ ] Be more respectful to other players
[ ] Be more respectful to the Development team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Quality Assuance team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Customer Service team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Community Representative (namely SporkfirePS)
[ ] Bring your inteligence to others
[ ] Bring your skill to others
[ ] Teach these n00bs how to play
[ ] Be praised for such a good post
[ ] Do more of the same
[x] Stop making me laugh my soda through my nose
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] You need to seek psychiatric help
[x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[x] *plonk*
[x] Learn how to post
[x] Hurry up and quit
[x] All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] Great post
[ ] Please post more
[ ] This is the kind of thing we need to see more of
[ ] I simply agree
[ ] Yes
[x] No
[x] LOL
[x] ROFL
[x] LMAO
[x] ROFLMAO
[x] OMGWTFBBQ
[x] !
[x] 1
[x] SHIFT
[x] ONE
[x] ELEVEN
[x] ?
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