How would you destroy a tank! - Page 3

Faust Sheck · 2003-01-20, 08:51 AM

For the sneakier sort I bet an ACE pack would definitly hurt a tank perhaps even more than a rocket launcher.

No infantry rocket launchers (bazooka/panzerfausts) in WW2OL.. so I am quite used to running up the to the tanks and placing a pack of tnt onto a tank by now.

Yet by the ways it looks almost everyone is going to be packing a rocketlauncher, can't wait to see how balanced the tanks are to the AT guns.

Airlift · 2003-01-20, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by Warborn
No. That's snipers.

You could just use anti-tank bees, but those are expensive and dangerous to employ.

BigHairyJohn · 2003-01-20, 05:06 PM

do a really big fart in the barrel, and let it fire at you,
Boom

Kidney Thief · 2003-01-20, 05:20 PM

Using my strength implants employed in my MAX armor I would literally bend the tank's gun so when it fires it instantly explodes!

Warborn · 2003-01-20, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Airlift
You could just use anti-tank bees, but those are expensive and dangerous to employ.

Yeah, but they're prone to misfire, and you have to have the back-to-back episodes of Will and Grace playing in the background to agitate the anti-tank bees enough to attack their designated target.

Camping Carl · 2003-01-20, 06:09 PM

Bees!?

Kamakazi penguins work much better!

Ludio · 2003-01-21, 01:54 AM

The secrets of Vanu science shall give us control of the anti-tank bees, fear us NC/TR!

Hmmm...I wonder what the honey would taste like

Warborn · 2003-01-21, 07:54 AM

Hmmm...I wonder what the honey would taste like

Like burning.

Ludio · 2003-01-21, 08:13 AM

Well Im sure someone would buy napalm flavoured honey.

Or at least give it to their worst enemies.

Hey, any NC/TR people want some honey? Its FREE!

Dead Ben · 2003-01-21, 08:44 AM

paint it pink and set the dogs on it.

Hijinks · 2003-01-21, 10:40 AM

what about a banana in the tailpipe?

"You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It shouldflow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long. "

CDaws · 2003-01-21, 12:47 PM

Eddy Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop

man that was a funny scene.

SpaceDrake · 2003-01-21, 01:28 PM

A guy in a cloaksuit just hangs out on the back until it gets back to base. When it does and the pilots hop out, the I.S. guy caps 'em both and steals the tank for some vehicular manslaughter.

THAT, my friends, is how you kill a tank.

Dead Ben · 2003-01-21, 01:31 PM

but you didn't kill it. Just it's occupants.

CDaws · 2003-01-21, 01:39 PM

He commandeers it and kills the other tanks.