[Bored] 200 Year Old Pizza

[Hamma]

So I was about to pop in a tasty Celest Pizza into the Microwave and I discovered the "Best if used by" date:



OMFG MY PIZZA IS OVER 200 YEARAS OLD

[Squeeky]

I shit you not, I found a bottle of Sweet & Sour chicken marinade buried in my grandma's pantry, that was from '76

This wouldn't be a problem if she hadn't moved atleast 4 times since then.

That means she actually packed, moved, and unpacked that bottle on 4 seperate occasions. Oh nana

[BUGGER]

Oh golly.


Last summer I found a can of spagetti'Os way in the back cubboard from 97....wow.....it was like eating itself.

[Peacemaker]

Sell it on Ebay.

[Ivan]

Hamma, sell it to the Smithsonian!

[Hamma]

I'm flying into DC tomorrow where I am negotiating a contract for the box.