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Old 2012-07-23, 04:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Talking Beta key for the funniest joke


Hello people of the universe. I got my hands on an extra Planetside 2 beta key and will give it to the person that tells me the funniest joke (in my opinion). Good luck
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Old 2012-07-23, 04:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Knock, knock...

(who is there)

Knock, knock...

(who is there)

Knock, knock...

(who is there)

Orange...

(orange who)

Orange you glad i didn't say knock knock again...

Cheers,

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Old 2012-07-23, 05:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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This is redicoulous mods!
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Old 2012-07-23, 05:41 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Re: Beta key for the funniest joke


Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards... just to see what second place looked like.
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Old 2012-07-24, 05:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by Minigun View Post
Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards... just to see what second place looked like.
I see what you did there.
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Old 2012-07-24, 08:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Re: Beta key for the funniest joke


TR, NC, & VS troopers were walking for days in desert of Indar when they came across an old equipment terminal.. a message flashes across that it can create 1 item only for each of them.
The TR trooper asks for a flask of water to keep him refreshed and it is soon dispensed into his hands.
The NC trooper asks for an umbrella to keep him shaded from the suns heat seconds later he is under cover
The VS trooper asks for a harraser buggy's door.. Both the NC and TR trooper look at the vs and say "wtf you want with that"
To which the VS trooper replies " I too am thinking of the heat and when it gets to hot i'll wind down the window"

TR, NC & VS troopers get caught by the fourth faction and told they will be executed one after the other in one hours time.
NC looks at the other two and mentions that Griefers are terrified of natural disasters and they maybe able to use that knowledge to thier advantage.
An hour passes and The NC trooper is stood infont of a wall as a squad of griefers aim thier rifles at him.. all of a sudden he looks to his right and screams "FLOOD" .. The griefers look right and the NC jumps over the wall and makes his escape..
Another hour passes and the TR his paraded infront of the wall.. He looks sharply to his left and yells "HURRICANE" the griefers panic and look left, so the TR jumps the wall and escapes..
Yet another hour passes and the VS is lined up infront of the execution squad.. The VS looks straight behind them and screams at the top of his voice "FIRE"
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Old 2012-07-24, 08:29 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Re: Beta key for the funniest joke


A Barney, an Elmo, and a Smurf walked into a bar.

The bartender says, "What'll you have?"

The Elmo replies, "A Restored Republic, on the rocks."

The Barney answers, "A Pulsar Sunrise, hold the mango."

The bartender waits for the Smurf to order, only slightly impatiently.

The Smurf orders, "That Jackhammer."

A minute later a Barney, an Elmo, and a bartender walk out of a spawn room.



PS: I don't want (need) the key, even if I win.
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Old 2012-07-24, 01:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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a girl goes to a starbucks and tells the cashier that she's majoring in neuro science. The cashier asks if she has a minor in grenade throwing.
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Old 2012-07-24, 02:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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What's the last straw for a gay ?
It's to widen his circle of friends
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Old 2012-07-24, 02:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Alright, I liked them all but the key definitely goes to Boomhowser. I'll send the key in a private message
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Old 2012-07-25, 03:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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My thanks Rocketman
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Old 2012-07-30, 06:20 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Should I say a Sodium joke? Na, that would be too easy.

Al aboard the pun train!
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Old 2012-07-30, 08:31 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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A Hispanic man, Chinese man, Black man, and White man are standing on top of a mountain. The Hispanic man says "This is for my people!" and jumps off the mountain! The Chinese man says "This is for my people!" and jumps off the mountain. The Black man says "This is for my people!" and pushes the white man off the mountain!
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Old 2012-07-30, 08:32 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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http://www.planetside-universe.com/s...ad.php?t=45976

A majority of the posts there are mine, some real comedy gold.

Dang it...too late :/

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