create your own olympic event

[Khronos]

name the event and a brief description of what goes on.

well, have at it.

[Dharkbayne]

Fecal Croquet.


Use your imagination.

[Hezzy]

Naked starjumps

[OfaLoaf]

Couch Warming


Last person to stay seated wins.

[Angel_of_Death]

Ro Shambo. Ownage.

[EineBeBoP]

Sleeping. Person with the most hours logged within 1 week, wins.

[UncleDynamite]

Sig-Making.

[Setari]

Originally Posted by UncleDynamite

Sig-Making.

with no cheap cut and pasting. must be made by the competitors from scratch. allowed a maximum of six hours..anything over that is absurd.

[r3d]

Fash smashing
See who can smash their face into a pile of rocks and see who survives the longest.

[ChewyLSB]

I still think Chess should've been an olympic event... not even joking right now...

[ViperGTS]

Skateboarding.

[SDM]

Toenail clipping for distance and accuracy, and Anal Fisting.

[Retroactive]

Bikini Pogostick competitions.

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by Jackson443

Bikini Pogostick competitions.

Fat men allowed, just because you didn't exclude them.

[Fragmatic]

Masterbation. (mens)

Awards would be given for -

Amount of jizz produced
Force of projectile
Speed of projectile
Accuracy (measured with a target 5ft away.)