Do you have a girlfriend?

[Octavian]

Actually I do know how to read a dictionary.

Now tell us the damn story about your mum walking in on you.

[Squeeky]

I've heard the story.

[Octavian]

Tell meeeeeeeee.

[Jaged]

Originally Posted by Pilgrim

We should tell octavion that gullable isn't in the dictionary to see if he goes and looks it up!

Lol, I honestly fell for that one when I was about 10.

[Octavian]

Stupid Pilgrim, I know it isn't in the dictionary. But dictionary is in the dictionary.

[ultraviolet]

I forgot to lock my bedroom door, as I usually do. Mum does know I'm on the pill and that I'm very satisfied with my boyfriend - and she's totally cool with it. She was out one day while he and I spent some "quality time" together. Upon coming home, Mum noticed our cars here but didn't see us downstairs. She went upstairs, calling for me, and my bf and I decide we should get dressed. I'm too damn comfy and lazy to move, so he got dressed first, and I laid nekkid in bed. Well, he's mostly dressed (about to put on his shirt) and Mum calls for me while opening the door (she's deaf so she didn't hear any shuffling). She sees me lying there, kind of screams (kind of a shocked OMG she's nekkid OOPS), and quickly shuts the door. I'm just like, "oh, it's my mom, no big deal," and he just kind of looked at me and we both started laughing. I got dressed next, we went downstairs, and the three of us laughed about it.

What's really funny is that I was in the middle of typing this when I decided to get into my pajamas. Upon finding my pajama shirt (which I washed last nite) still damp, I put on my old HS seniors shirt. I didn't feel like putting on my pajama pants, and besides - I was the only one awake and my other roomie and his gf had gone to see a movie. Well, I was feeling a bit uncomfortable about my butt hanging out of my thong and was pulling down my shirt in the back when I got by the front door and saw that my roomie and his gf had indeed returned. I stopped, moved the shirt to cover the snatch area, and said, "oh, hi." My roomie said, "you know, there's this thing called clothes...." Ahh, life in my household. Now if he could just learn to close my cookie tupperware! I don't want the awesome creme de menthe and holiday cookies going stale, dammit!

P.S. - And, technically, gullable isn't in the dictionary. But gullible is.

[Octavian]

Wow, but you don't have to say Mum. I know you're American, so don't bother trying to be like us.

[ultraviolet]

wtf, I call her either Mum or Momma or Mumma. I employ British English spelling and such whenever possible! ...And who ever said I'm trying to be like you?

P.S. - I strongly dislike being american, but let's not get into that here.

[Octavian]

Oh good, why can't we get into that here? What about through PM?

[ultraviolet]

I'd prefer not to dredge up bad feelings about my anti-patriotism, and I especially do not want to derail this thread any further. PM or aim works for me.

[Octavian]

PM me then. Any anti-american I like.

[ultraviolet]

Yeah, but I'm too lazy to do so. Perhaps I'll remember tomorrow? I'm getting a bit sleepy.

[Octavian]

You will remember tomorrow. Just write it down somewhere.

[Spider]

I don't have time to go into explaining what happened in the same departement of getting caught but when I come back later today I'm gonna explain it all to you guys! . You won't want to do the same error as me!

[Happy lil Elf]

....

Hmm, error.....like pretending you shot two guys?

Sorry, couldn't resist.