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Old 2003-04-16, 02:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Thumbs up Beta-waiters: Update


..and here I sit in San Diego, breathlessly awaiting word on the arrival of the mail at my home.

*phone rings at work*

me: This is (me)...can I help you?
wifey: hi....its me.
me: oh hi....sup baby?
wifey: I'm not sure I should tell you this.
me: oh shit....what now?
*visions of a wrecked mustang, burst pipes and dead dogs flash thru my head*
wifey: you got a package in the mail
me: yer shittin' me.
wifey: I sorta wish I was....its from Sony Online Entertainment....is that the one you've been bitchin about the last few days/weeks/year?
me: *gasp!* *choke!* it's there?!?
wifey: is that the one?
me: *in a panicked screech* its THERE?!?
wifey: if I say yes...that means I wont see you tonite...doesnt it?
me: IT'S THERE??????
wifey: I thought so....yeah, its here. I guess that means 'take out' for dinner, huh?
me: like I give a shit? I'll buy you whatever you want for dinner!!!...it's THERE????
wifey: no, I was just kidding...the mail hasnt come yet.
me: farging biotch!!! trifle not with me!!!! lest ye feel my wrath!
wifey: screw you. I've felt your wrath...ya pansy.
me: I love you too babe.....so its really there?
wifey: yeah. its here....are you coming home sick again?
me: *sighs deeply* no..I can't.
wifey: *stunned silence* really? geez...I thought sure you would the way you've been carrying on.
me: but I am off friday
wifey: I fucking knew it. Yeah, its here....stop at KFC on the way home.
me: luv ya
wifey: yeah yeah...screw yerself.
*click*
*****************************

ITS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:05 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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ROFL.. congrats
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Thanks. Now in 3 hours I (from Los Angeles) should have my CD and in 8 hours I should be playing!
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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roflmfao that was too funny NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN CD
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:13 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:15 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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great story xuur! Fun 2 read.
And congratiolations
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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nice...uh....family you got.....there.....

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Old 2003-04-16, 02:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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yeah, shes a pip, aint she? 22 years married this year. she deserves a medal or something.


I know I'll still have to find it when I get home. Either that or earn it out of its hiding place.

gotta love that woman.
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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shit man you are getting KFC and the beta. All im getting is left over meat loaf
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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DONT DIS MEATLOAF!!!!!!!

Unless you dont have ketchup the fuck all you want!
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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empty mailbox for me.

oh golly
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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lmao. mail hasn't come for today yet.
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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update from new york: no CD yet
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Old 2003-04-16, 02:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Xuur is obivously one of the lucky few who's girl actually understands the importance to video games...

I think if we didn't have video games we would be out on the streets killing each other cuz its instinctual for men to want to fight.
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