murphy's planetside laws

[RagingSpeedhorn]

Originally Posted by TeraHertz

Wow, what arseholes o

I will add extra medical tool ammo to my max outfit. Anyone sees me on the battlefield and needs one, or armour repair stuff, let me know. I used to carry alot of medpacks for myself and other people, but the number of medics seems to be increasing so the space was better taken up with ammo.

Best thing a MAX can carry is two extra med juices and two extra repair juices. When you're defending, localspeak something like 'I have extra med and rep juice'. Works a treat.

[TeraHertz]

You get to the generator, on a prescribed mission to destory it, and your one clip short to kill it. You're now behind enemy lines with no ammo, and everyone knows where you are due to "This facility's generator is under attack" spams from lasher fire.

Your only chance to complete your mission is to knife the next mofo that pops through that door.
The next mofo is a scatmax and your final words go along the lines of "son of a ..."

[Dharkbayne]

Whatever cert you pick, its bound to get nerfed the next day, every fuckin time

[TeraHertz]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

Whatever cert you pick, its bound to get nerfed the next day, every fuckin time

Thats why theres a 24hr limit. So you can change every day

[Dharkbayne]

then they just bash that one with da nerf stick

[InfiniteStorm]

When getting an ANT for a base that is near empty, you will always fall into some small hole and either blow up or get stuck.

[dscytherulez]

When getting an ANT for a base that is near empty, you will always fall into some small hole and either blow up or get stuck.

when you bring your own ANT so did every one else

Combine those 2 and u got it:

-->Whenever you go on an ant run, and you somehow manage to not fall in a huge hole, there are 50 people sitting at the NTU Silo with ants waiting to refill it...

[Dharkbayne]

the one time to decide to get an AA MAX, the enemy decides to bring tanks

[Headrattle]

I have a few. they are piggy backed with some others though.

The more you need a medic the fewer there are.

The moment you pull out your Medstick, is the moment they respawn.

Friendly ANT runs never get there on time, or get swamped with friendly ANTs. Enemy ANT runs are invisible and occure with out anyone knowing it.

The moment an Enemy tank starts to shoot you is the moment that friendly pedestrians run in front of you.

If you don't have hacking, you can never find a hacker.
If you do have hacking everyone else is advanced hacking.

When you need cover while you are hacking, they will start to hack the same terminal.

If the enemy with the HA weapon is waving at you, you aren't cloaked.

The only time you find enemy mines is when you are retreating for repairs.

If the unoccupied base you have a hack on has less then 30%, someone will bow up the tubes, the Gen and every turret.

The mine you hit on the bridge is the last one until you reach full speed.

You only find the big mine fields moments after you used your EMP blast.

[NNY]

Originally Posted by dscytherulez

-->Whenever you go on an ant run, and you somehow manage to not fall in a huge hole, there are 50 people sitting at the NTU Silo with ants waiting to refill it...

[1024]

When you're a cloaker, you always happen to get hit by some random bullet and get noticed by the nearest enemy whos back is turned to you.

Everyone has Darklight.

[Flammey]

Originally Posted by keaoi

When Hossin is about to fall to the VS, (insert random CR5 name) screams for the defense of Oshur. Zerg disappears. Lots of happy Vanguards coming for me.

Nerf Global.

Yeah, No SHIT. And you can substitute Hossin for Forseral/Ishundar/Cyssor.
*Mutters to self "Bloody CR5's"*