How to know you've been playing too much PlanetSide (add to list)

[WildEagle]

Man this thread is teh funnay

[Prophaniti]

When you hear a plane or helicopter and you head for cover to avoid a reaver missile spread.

[SandTrout]

When you head for cover every time you hear or see a plane, hopeing to avoid the cluster bombs.

[Javenn]

when u go out to ur garage and look 4 a vehicle terminal

[kreeten]

U think there is an intruder in youre home at night and u reach under youre bed for youre lasher.

[DMGunthaa]

The funniest one ive ever heard is

"You run to your neighbor's yard, beat the shit out of the their air-conditioning unit, and then yell 'Enemy Generator Destroyed'"

[Indecisive]

Originally posted by DMGunthaa
The funniest one ive ever heard is

"You run to your neighbor's yard, beat the shit out of the their air-conditioning unit, and then yell 'Enemy Generator Destroyed'"

[dscytherulez]

Originally posted by Intruder
The power goes out and the first thing you yell is "repair the gen"

You try matrixing to work

You try activating surge during your track meet.

You start calling Barney - "vanu"

You run down to the corner store, become exhausted half way there, and check to see which implant you left on.

You try ALT-G out of the car.


You pay a costume designer to make you a TR outfit for halloween (Ill post the pictures when its made)

I thought intruders were the funniest, but u other guys had pretty good ones. Im not that creative, sorry

[Bismarck]

You have the uncontrollable urge to strap jump jets to a barney suit and go fly around.

You'll be at work or school and see a almost transparent object and scream "CLOAKED ENEMY DETECTED" *this has happened to me*

[Veteran]

You sell a kidney to maintain your supply of ebay cyclers and marauders.

[SecondRaven]

-When you start looking for a second function on your dinner knives for thoes hard to cut peices of meat.

-When ever you see someone with a better pair of shoes and think they have to be nerfed

-When you start stop thinking about adding Nos to your Honda and start thinking about adding a chain gun to the roof

-Whenever you turn to PBS and you see Barny and throw random objects at the TV.

-Whenever you hear someone refer to a beer you think of Hamma and how funny he is when he is drunk.

[Flammey]

- When you start to call your car, your ANT.

- When you start to check the locks on your car to make sure they are set to "Squad only."

- When you steal the Short Yellow bus at school, and add some blue paint to it.

- When you start to paint your Outfit's logo on your car, clothing and personal effects.

- You start yelling out, "THEY'RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!" And fall to the floor twitching.

- Every time you see a plane, you start yelling out, "Need Passengers!!!!"

- You hop into your car, and yell, to your friend outside, "WE NEED A GUNNER!!!."

- Someone cuts you off in traffic, and you think to yourself, "That damn bastard's trying to steal my ANT run." And you hit the gas.

[TheRegurgitator]

- Someone cuts you off in traffic, and you think to yourself, "That damn bastard's trying to steal my ANT run." And you hit the gas.

lol

[VashTheStamped]

-when you try to reveal your co-workers with your palm pilot

[Snoob]

++++++++++++++++++++++++++when you buy an account off of someone for $40 and make a gaint dick out of yourself.

when you walk into your office and ask for the TOH

when you refer to an airplane as a hart and ask the time on hart when you enter the airport terminal.


you place traffic cones around your house so that you can detect incomming enemies

when you put on a backpack and walk around with your palm pilot out trying to reveal friendlies

when you enter a car dealership you ask how long is the que for the vehicle term

aww you took mine vash must have posted at the same time

when you go into a department store asking for a reinforced exo suit

when you get drunk at a bar, you avoid getting into a fist fight so you don't rack up your greif.