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Old 2002-12-09, 09:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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This is from the Official Vanu training manual. It shows how to put Alien Technology to use......

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Old 2002-12-09, 09:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2002-12-09, 09:38 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Old 2002-12-09, 10:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Old 2002-12-10, 07:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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When we find the trator who let that get out.....
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Old 2002-12-10, 08:33 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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lmao, err i mean you will be assimilated
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Old 2002-12-10, 09:35 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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...but at last it works...
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Old 2002-12-10, 10:47 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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I see you missed the second. third, and fourth pages of that document.

Page 2 discusses exactly how to achieve interdimentional travel with the beany.

Page 3 discusses aligning the beany so that women have an uncrontrollable urge to sleep with the wearer of the beany. (not that the vanu need it since we have a naturaly wonderful sence of style, and fashion)

Page 4 tells how to use the beany to gain entrance to the restaraunt that has the best pizza in the universe. No pizza for you!!!
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Old 2002-12-10, 01:12 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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New I Vanu Slogan: "I only do what the beenie tells me to"

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Old 2002-12-10, 02:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Does this beanie have stealth properties like the f-117 or will it make it easier to lock on the helpless vanu grunt?
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Old 2002-12-10, 02:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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It also doubles as protection from mind reading abilities of the psychic ninja monkeys that are working for the TR and NC.

Or so the beanie tells me.
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Old 2002-12-10, 06:34 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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The beanie is reflective, that way snipers get easy headshots on vanu.
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Old 2002-12-10, 07:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Vanu: Unregistered:
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