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Old 2006-01-14, 05:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Chuck Norris vs. Vin Diesel


Im sick and tired of this bullshit. Ive already asked my crew at work. They went with Chuck Norris nearly 42 : 2. Ive decided... so I bought both Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel and put them in a giant Cage. The cage has an item generator at each end. This item generator can spawn ANYTHING.

READY!?

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Old 2006-01-14, 06:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Vin Diesel wins, since Chuck Norris already got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee. We all know that Bruce Lee is dead now, so it would be pretty easy for Vin to kick Lee's ass.
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Old 2006-01-14, 07:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Well if I was to judge by looking at those 2 pictures Vin would win for sure he looks like he is a hellspawn from doom.
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Old 2006-01-14, 07:10 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Well whoever reads this thread would lose.
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Old 2006-01-14, 07:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Your mean nav. Killed my thread already. Interweb jerk. j/k
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Old 2006-01-16, 03:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Chuck norris would win. Chuck norris is the man and would roundhouse kick vin to his face. If you think Vin would win then watch out Chuck is right behind you ready to roundhouse kick you in the face.
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Old 2006-01-16, 03:37 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Vin would pwnzorz chuck norris.

*turns around and gets slammed in the face with a roundhouse from chuck*
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Old 2006-01-16, 03:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Well whoever reads this thread would lose.



And the answer is Jean Claude Van Damme
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Old 2006-01-16, 04:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Chuck Norris actually knows how to fight. Vin Diesel only knows how to act.

Chuck Norris would pwn him with a super flying dragon kick of doom.

Oh wait. The item generator thingy. Hmm... well I guess if Vin Diesel had an UMP it might make things a bit more fair, but as you can see Chuck Norris already has his revolver. He'd probably run up the cage wall, do a backflip and empty his .38 into Vin's head. Game over.
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Old 2006-01-16, 05:08 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Vin might use his power to tame wild animals(going off the pic) and tame Chuck, because we all know of Mr. Norris and his beast like mentality.
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Old 2006-01-16, 05:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by Infernus



And the answer is Jean Claude Van Damme

http://vandamne.ytmnd.com/
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Old 2006-01-16, 07:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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chuck norris uses uzi's, rugged good looks, and legs of steel to defeat his enemies. he has no use for anything else.


winner, always chuck norris.
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Old 2006-01-16, 07:07 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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This thread has no poll. You lose at internets.

Chuck Norris would make Diesel his bitch.
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Old 2006-01-16, 10:04 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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The correct answer is get the HELL out of Barrens Chat.
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Old 2006-01-17, 12:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Chuck Norris would beat Vin Diesel using his left pinkee and a cocktail stick!
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