PLANETSIDE UPDATE - 1/24/03 11:07 am eastern
WOOKIEE AND FRIENDS GO INSANE- Wookieeville. Planetside fans Wookiee and his "friends" go insane over lack of updates on the website
www.planetside-universe.com . Observers nearby notice a lack of substance in his threads, once attributed to low IQ, but now diagnosed as nothing more than impatience.
It is expected Wookiee and friends will make a speedy recovery once more Planetside news is produced but until then they will be relegated to crying in the corner and plastering their walls with the pictures of the different Vanu armors and weapons. No deaths have yet been reported, but at this rate someone may kill Wookie.