2003-09-20, 02:20 PM
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[Ignore Me]
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Contributor
Teh Masturbator
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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...712027-1805700
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I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent. THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing).
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oh shit how funny
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