I lost my arms, cant masturbate.

[JonnyK]

either he meant arms, or he had feet with no legs, so his feet were right next to his willy, and it made for easy access, i'd do that and yes, jumping off the bridge seems like a very good solution to the original problem, good thinking hamma. you should write greeting cards or something, you could make millions

[mistled]

Originally posted by JonnyK
and yes, jumping off the bridge seems like a very good solution to the original problem, good thinking hamma. you should write greeting cards or something, you could make millions

I can see them now....

Card FRONT: I heard that you lost your arms and can't masturbate.....

Inside Card: so go jump off a bridge, you loser! Best wishes.

[Denali]

he wacked off with his feet, because he was born without legs

I saw this chick on TV that had no arms, she could brush her teeth with her feet, write, drive, all kinds of stuff. You'd learn to adapt.

[MorphiasAC]

Originally posted by Spider
I like giving oral!!! To a girl

In fact some people (as me) like to give more then to receive muahaha

I'm a pleasure factory for tha ladies

to that! I'm with you.

[Spider]

[xuur]

amateurs

[Zarparchior]

I've saved your quote Squeeky. It's hilarious.

And jumping off a bridge seems a little too drastic... I mean, I'm sure there are better ways to pick up chicks.

[Deadlock]

could always scoot across the ground like how a dog itchies its ass

[Dharkbayne]

I can't believe noone has suggested going to a hooker/whore! Like Dio!

[LaserTobias]

[COLOR=green]ROFL....I feel so sorry for this kid.....looks like he will have to get himself a personal woman\handless masturbate machine [insert hot dog into hole type] (if there is one give me the number so i can order it....Just kiddin) to do the job for him.

My blessing to this poor kid and may the machine help him calm his urges.[COLOR=green]

[Fire_Monkey]

this thread has cracked me up

[Denali]

Ha squeeky's 'masturbated with his feet b/c he was born without legs" always gets a chuckle out of me.

[BUGGER]

mm, i wonder if the guy walks on his feet even th he got no legs......

Damn, his balls should be like hackysacks or sumtin if he walks or tiptoes...

[LaserTobias]

Originally posted by Fire_Monkey
this thread has cracked me up

Finding it funny...I know I did when I saw this thread.
Poor kid though. No hands=Suicide time....

[DarkDragon00]

hey there are places where u stick ur *COUGH*PENIS*COUGH* into a hole in the wall and a person on the otherside, man or women cuz u never know sucks on it and does crazy crap to u and... yeah! its like a game, "will i get a chick today?"