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Old 2003-12-08, 06:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #76
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No the error would be listening to the girl when she's younger and living with her parents when she says they will be gone for an hour or two . She took me to "her" room, I thought to myself she was either really mature or her parents didnt like her room to be childish...

30 minutes later we get caught by her parents... in their room... Yea that's right I learned after getting caught it was their room .

She was apparently too ashamed to show me her real room because it was very childish because she never had the time to change it.

. Most embarassing time of my life...
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Old 2003-12-08, 06:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #77
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Old 2003-12-08, 06:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #78
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I'd laugh at you, but the last time I did that on this forum I ended up slicing my hand open.

Thats one of my worst fears ever.... O man, I cant believe how hard it mustve been to explain that...
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Old 2003-12-08, 06:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #79
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I got caught in my parents room with my gf once. We were both just wearing t-shirts.
It was 110 degrees outside and the only air conditioner in the house was in their bedroom. We finished sechsing and were like...AIRCONDITIONER!
We had t-shirts on cuz if you hold the open end over the ac it inflates your shirt and cools much better.

Mom thought it was funny as hell.
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #80
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My momma finds interesting ways to talk about sex. She'll say, "Why don't you and Brian [my bf] go check on your ceiling fan?" **BIG OBVIOUS WINK WINK** The story behind the ceiling fan is that it was recently installed and makes a noise like ball bearings are not working properly or something like that. Mum will actually ask him afterwards if he's "fully recharged," much to his embarrassment.
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #81
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:24 PM   [Ignore Me] #82
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...And today my friend Melissa told me that Momma is where I get that part of my personality from. Apparently, I talk very openly about sex and other such "private" topics.

There's also the infamous squeak-thump comment my friend Jeffpet! made on another forum... He's my bf's old roomie from down the hall. I'm going to see if I can find it.
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #83
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #84
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Originally Posted by Jeffpet!
Originally Posted by ultraviolet
By the way, you should be happy you don't hear any noises anymore!
Never heard anything from my room... but sometimes when I went downstairs and into the kitchen ... *thump*
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #85
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Originally Posted by ultraviolet
My momma finds interesting ways to talk about sex. She'll say, "Why don't you and Brian [my bf] go check on your ceiling fan?" **BIG OBVIOUS WINK WINK** The story behind the ceiling fan is that it was recently installed and makes a noise like ball bearings are not working properly or something like that. Mum will actually ask him afterwards if he's "fully recharged," much to his embarrassment.
...Ewwww

BTW, check for cameras next time. I bet your mom's made a porn site and is making alot of money
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #86
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Originally Posted by Sputty
...Ewwww

BTW, check for cameras next time. I bet your mom's made a porn site and is making alot of money
Your tellin me, i was sitting right there too. Her mom couldn't have made it anymore obvious
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:39 PM   [Ignore Me] #87
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So THAT'S where she got the money for my bday presents! It all makes sense now...
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #88
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Wow. I can't belive your parents semi-accept that. I would be disowned and/or shot. I wish I was kidding.
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Old 2003-12-08, 07:54 PM   [Ignore Me] #89
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Originally Posted by AztecWarrior
Wow. I can't belive your parents semi-accept that. I would be disowned and/or shot. I wish I was kidding.
... Religious parents?
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Old 2003-12-08, 08:18 PM   [Ignore Me] #90
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My mom is pretty much the same. (what ultraviolet said not aztek)
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