We can help you bug-splat, honest! - Page 2

NCLynx · 2012-05-09, 06:30 PM

Chuck a grenade in there!

THAT WAS YOUR GUN WTF ARE DOING!?

Xyntech · 2012-05-09, 07:02 PM

It's actually an experimental new TR "grenade."

You take a Cycler, tape down the trigger in full auto, then toss the gun spinning into a room filled with enemies.

NCLynx · 2012-05-09, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Xyntech

It's actually an experimental new TR "grenade."

You take a Cycler, tape down the trigger in full auto, then toss the gun spinning into a room filled with enemies.

Now they can spray&pray without actually having to hold the trigger down themselves!

DirtyBird · 2012-05-09, 07:57 PM

Actually seeing footage of this bug would be at least be something new and different.
Make it a Vanu with a skirt that they lift above their head and run around in circles screaming after they've thrown the gun.

Xyntech · 2012-05-09, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dogbolta

Actually seeing footage of this bug would be at least be something new and different.
Make it a Vanu with a skirt that they lift above their head and run around in circles screaming after they've thrown the gun.

Sir, we do not wear skirts in the Vanu Sovereignty. We prefer futuristic skintight materials. Skintight materials and capes.

My guess would be that it's the NC throwing the guns, as some sort of new "experimental" attack.

That's what you guys have to resort to when your guns keep jamming. We told you guys, square bullets don't work, I don't care what your empires thematic shape is.

**CyclesMcHurtz** · 2012-05-10, 04:49 PM

We did have a hilarious bug where a mosquito was doing ... *ahem* ... unusual things to a facility wall for a while. We had to put the mossy down, and the wall was irreparably scarred and ran away. Very fast. Up.

Physics bugs are the best bugs.

[ Pre alpha, btw ]

RedKnights · 2012-05-10, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by CyclesMcHurtz

We did have a hilarious bug where a mosquito was doing ... *ahem* ... unusual things to a facility wall for a while. We had to put the mossy down, and the wall was irreparably scarred and ran away. Very fast. Up.

Physics bugs are the best bugs.

[ Pre alpha, btw ]

Wait, the WALL went very fast up.

Sounds more like a feature than a bug =P

Xyntech · 2012-05-10, 06:18 PM

I fucking love bugs like that, and I intend to find as many of them as I can once I get into beta (I'm sure most of the funnest ones will be sorted out, but I'm good at finding them).

I may have to keep a few of the funnest ones to myself for personal entertainment though

RNFB · 2012-05-10, 06:23 PM

I have natural talent for finding the weirdest of bugs. Playing Vigilante 8 again the other day, when my truck got hooked on the Ski lift, I got flung way up and outside the map and got stuck there for ages. I recalled exactly what I was doing before it happened and I can replicate it perfectly.

SOE would be wise to let me in beta

Hamma · 2012-05-10, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by CyclesMcHurtz

We did have a hilarious bug where a mosquito was doing ... *ahem* ... unusual things to a facility wall for a while. We had to put the mossy down, and the wall was irreparably scarred and ran away. Very fast. Up.

Physics bugs are the best bugs.

[ Pre alpha, btw ]

Bugs like these are awesome I'm sure you get some serious laughs out of them I know I would.

Xyntech · 2012-05-10, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by RNFB

I have natural talent for finding the weirdest of bugs. Playing Vigilante 8 again the other day, when my truck got hooked on the Ski lift, I got flung way up and outside the map and got stuck there for ages. I recalled exactly what I was doing before it happened and I can replicate it perfectly.

SOE would be wise to let me in beta

Dude, Vigilante 8 2nd offense. I have so many fantastic memories of glitching it up in that game. Figuring out how to leave the map entirely and drive off into the vast glitchy unknown was a highlight for me.

Graywolves · 2012-05-10, 07:08 PM

You should record all your hilarious physics bugs and put them on the credits screen as a blooper video.

Xyntech · 2012-05-10, 07:14 PM

Originally Posted by Graywolves

You should record all your hilarious physics bugs and put them on the credits screen as a blooper video.

Set to Benny Hill music.

Ailos · 2012-05-10, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Graywolves

You should record all your hilarious physics bugs and put them on the credits screen as a blooper video.

So +1.

ITOS · 2012-05-11, 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by Graywolves

You should record all your hilarious physics bugs and put them on the credits screen as a blooper video.

That would make me watch the credits of a game. Usually skip those.