PSU Mobilization Alpha

[Triggar]

I'll include a sheet of macro's in the registration packet, give people an opportunity to study up

[Firefly]

Make sure you put waypoints on the map, and if you're CR3 draw the lines for the n00bs that might get lost.

Also, I need someone to hold my hand when I cross the parking lot (preferably female, in an infil suit). I get run over by ANTs in Sanctuary frequently.

[Triggar]

Hahaha, we are no better than the Trekkies!

[Firefly]

Trekkies wear uniforms and facepaint and elf ears.

Anyone showing up in Rexo better have some beer in their inventory.

[martyr]

Originally Posted by Triggar

Hahaha, we are no better than the Trekkies!

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[Triggar]

Someone suggested having the goodie bags be CR5 backpacks - if anyone can find a cheap way to do this, post the idea in this thread or email me.

That would own.

[Firefly]

Two words: Big Lots.

[ZionsFire]

Can we get a list of all who have signed up?

[martyr]

we've thought about it, but aren't releasing it yet for privacy reasons (to those who aren't on the list themselves)

[Firefly]

Just so long as anyone who had me on their "People To Kill" don't show up, I won't care.

[Triggar]

Due to some PM's and emails I've gotten lately, I felt it was necessary to point this out:

IF YOU DO NOT REGISTER TO ATTEND THIS EVENT, YOU WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND. DO NOT PLAN ON "GATE CRASHING" - I.E. SHOWING UP AT THE HOTEL - BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED INTO OUR EVENT AT THAT POINT.

We have one chaperone in particular who has volunteered to do security detail who is "69 inches and 235 lbs" and has "this invincibility complex and a kicking-ass fetish". So don't waste your time.

If you want to attend the PSU Mobilization, hang out with the registered guests, stay at the hotel, have an opportunity to talk to the Dev's in person (if they end up signing on), and spend the weekend with us, you must register.

[martyr]

(our mercenary guards are for the safety of attendees. please do not taunt them.)

[Triggar]

If Mercenary Guards begin to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Mercenary Guards may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Mercenary Guards should be returned to their special container and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Mercenary Guards, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Mercenary Guards include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Mercenary Guards have been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and are also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Mercenary Guards.

Mercenary Guards come with a lifetime guarantee.

[Cauldron Borne]

Ya don't make this easy for a guy livin' in California w/ only a Driver's Permit to his name, do ya?

*prepares himself for a week's worth of groveling at his mother's feet.

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

when we meet up in the lobby we should just speak in PS macros and freak everyone out.

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VTF!
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WARNING! SNIPER!