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Old 2004-06-27, 08:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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[BK Marketing]Please. I am Ugoff.


http://www.ugoff.com/

Burger King, on the heels of Subservient Chicken, pulls another wierd-ass marketing scheme. Discuss.
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Old 2004-06-27, 08:55 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Old 2004-06-27, 08:56 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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dubya tee eff
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Old 2004-06-27, 08:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Holy crap.

Best marketing scheme _ever_.
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Old 2004-06-27, 08:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Check out 'Spring/Summer 04'. Click on "commercial." It explains all.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:06 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Wtf.
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:09 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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BRILLIANT!

I love it!

If you don't agree, then please, be quiet. UGOFF needs silence!
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:11 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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POUCH by UGOFF


"Ugoff would drink your bathwater."
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:16 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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That campaign is a complete success. I want to go to Burger King for a salad in a pouch, right now.
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:20 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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UGOFF IS HUNGRY!


I want the music for "Home" and "spring/summer 04"
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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who would win a fight UGOFF or Hamma?
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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Hamma. always.
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:30 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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hamma would win
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:33 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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bk chicken sucks... only burgers from there...and apple pie thing.... nothing else.
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Old 2004-06-27, 09:36 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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There's a guy at YTMND named Ugoff who always says "Please. I am Ugoff."
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