Using a laptop equals castration.

FlamingPotato-J · 2004-12-11, 12:45 PM

http://www.computerworld.com/mobilet...,98152,00.html

I guess over clocking the laptop then putting it on the lap is nevar a good idea.

Rbstr · 2004-12-11, 01:36 PM

Haha Now i can laugh at jet for having an Uber laptop that's gona make him infertile!

JetRaiden · 2004-12-11, 04:18 PM

*takes deep breath*

NOOOOOOOO

does this mean I don't have to use condoms anymore?

OfaLoaf · 2004-12-11, 04:28 PM

Haha, our family always keeps the laptop on a small table.

Electrofreak · 2004-12-12, 03:04 AM

Wait... did some scientist actually tape a thermometer to some guys balls and then make him work on a laptop for a certain amount of time?

Also... wouldn't this mean that taking long hot showers will kill your sperm too?
\o/ ::throws away his condoms::

AztecWarrior · 2004-12-12, 11:02 AM

It's a well known fact that the purpose of the lowering/raising mechanism of the testicles is to keep the sperm at a certain temperature. Raising it too high kills them. Anything that can raise it that high kills them, be it computers, hot irons, etc.

oddfish · 2004-12-12, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

It's a well known fact that the purpose of the lowering/raising mechanism of the testicles is to keep the sperm at a certain temperature. Raising it too high kills them. Anything that can raise it that high kills them, be it computers, hot irons, etc.

so if i put a TEA COZY on the ol' jewels then i shouldn't have to use a condom ever AGAIN! WOO!

DaShiznit · 2004-12-12, 11:10 AM

WHOHOO! I'm sterile! No kids for Shiznit! Thank God.

Entra · 2004-12-13, 02:33 AM

Hehe, sterility must be the "in" thing.

I remember in grade school I'd have classmates who'd tease, "You're drinking Mt. Dew? It has yellow 5 in it!"

ViperGTS · 2004-12-13, 06:48 AM

Hahahaa not that bullshit. I won't drink it, but that's becuase it sucks!

Sabinius · 2004-12-13, 08:32 AM

Just keep ma balls heated to 120 or soemthign everyday,
WALA

I hate sperm

JetRaiden · 2004-12-13, 09:06 AM

did they say how long you have to have a laptop in your lap in order for it to significantly effect your sperm count?

also, wouldnt any lost sperm regenerate in about a month anyway?

Sputty · 2004-12-13, 10:19 AM

Sterility =! Castration

DaShiznit · 2004-12-13, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

did they say how long you have to have a laptop in your lap in order for it to significantly effect your sperm count?

also, wouldnt any lost sperm regenerate in about a month anyway?

Not if the heat fried your testicles.

Hezzy · 2004-12-13, 11:23 AM

Moskau quota satisfied.